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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 06:53

No go.
Next, they tried...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance